The Amazing Racists

Teams of two race around the continental United States in attempts to please a 70-year-old infantile narcissist. The ultimate scavenger hunt for scavengers.

Producer’s note: These episodes were pre-recorded. Because of the volatility of the times, some team members may already have been fired, are no longer in the game, or have gone into hiding.

Episode List

Episode 4: Buds, Spuds & Cruds

Flying across country, teams arrive in northern Idaho, to the town of Moscow, where they must find and rent a car made totally in America and drive to the western part of the state in search of a white supremacists’ compound. Once there, they must make enough white sheets and pointy hats for the entire compound. If the compound leader approves of the outfits, teams are off to southern Idaho where they will replace lost Mexican farm workers and harvest potatoes, working from dawn to dusk. Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III and team mate Rudy Giuliani (#TeamCivilRightsAreForLosers) disagree over the size of the eyeholes in the sheets and lose valuable time filing reciprocal restraining orders. As a result they are the last to arrive in the fields. But it doesn’t matter because father and son Michael T. Flynn and Michael Flynn Jr. (#TeamLockHerUp) misunderstand the directions and fly to Moscow, Russia, where they find plenty of white nationalists but not many who speak English. Unable to catch a return flight in time, Team Lock Her Up is eliminated from the race and could be headed to prison. In a remarkable achievement, Team Father Loves Me Best arrives first at the Pit Stop (again) and wins their fourth Express Pass, another new record.


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